Q. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They just set darkness as the standard.
Q. Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?
A. Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Q. What do you call the "Intel Inside" sticker on the shipping carton for a Pentium machine?
A. The warning label.
Q. How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Slogans:
You don't need to know what's inside
Why do you think they call it "floating" point?
Redefining the PC - and mathematics as well.