OJ Simpson Joke Page

After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to Judge Ito were..

"I did not,
could not,
and would not
have committed this crime."

Seems with a little help from Dr. Seuss and a bit more time, he and Judge Ito could have extended his statement to The Dr. Suess Version.

Q: What did OJ say to Marcia Clark as he left the courtroom?
A: Can I have my hat and gloves back now?

Q: Did you hear about the new OJ Limosine Service?
A: A quick trip to the airport with an hour to kill.

Did you hear that the Florida orange juice growers are going to pay OJ Simpson 5 million dollars if he changes his name to Snapple?

Q. Did you know that OJ now has a WEB site?
A. The address is:

"WWW, Backslash, Backslash, Forward Slash, Forward Slash, Exit, Escape."

Q. Did you know that OJ's mother was happy to hear that he would be home for Thanksgiving?
A. She needed somebody to slice up the white meat.